{"id":1978,"date":"2026-06-30T18:32:11","date_gmt":"2026-06-30T18:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/?p=1978"},"modified":"2026-06-30T18:32:13","modified_gmt":"2026-06-30T18:32:13","slug":"humor-de-una-noche-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/?p=1978","title":{"rendered":"Humor de una noche 21"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"283\"><span dir=\"auto\">Un hombre regresa a casa visiblemente muy, muy emocionado. Le explica a su esposa:<\/span><br data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"109\" \/><span dir=\"auto\">\u2014 \u00a1He presentado mi renuncia en la oficina y lo dejo todo! Me enter\u00e9 de que en Tahit\u00ed, cada vez que hac\u00edas el amor con una vahin\u00e9, ella te daba veinte euros. \u00a1As\u00ed que me voy!<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"283\"><span dir=\"auto\">Mientras prepara sus cosas, su esposa, con la mayor calma del mundo\u2026\u2026<\/span><br data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"357\" \/><span dir=\"auto\">empieza, por su lado, a llenar una maleta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"544\"><span dir=\"auto\">Su marido le pregunta:<\/span><br data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"426\" \/><span dir=\"auto\">\u2014 \u00bfQu\u00e9 haces?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span dir=\"auto\">\u2014 Te sigo\u2026<\/span><br data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"455\" \/><span dir=\"auto\">\u2014 Pero\u2026 \u00bfPor qu\u00e9?<\/span><br data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"475\" \/><span dir=\"auto\">\u2014 Para ver c\u00f3mo te las arreglas para vivir con cuarenta euros al mes\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"833\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><span dir=\"auto\">\u00a1Bienvenido querido visitante! Es un honor recibirte entre nosotros. Tu presencia ilumina nuestro espacio y llena nuestros corazones de alegr\u00eda. Si\u00e9ntete como en casa y disfruta de cada momento. Esperamos que tu visita sea agradable y est\u00e9 llena de hermosos recuerdos. \u00a1Hasta muy pronto!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un hombre regresa a casa visiblemente muy, muy emocionado. Le explica a su esposa:\u2014 \u00a1He presentado mi renuncia en la&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1979,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1980,"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978\/revisions\/1980"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliciasdelmundo.foode.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}